When I was first having a hard time eating, Mum said, "Eat soda crackers." Makes sense, right? Saltines and all that.
One night while working for Mum at the tea shop, I was hungry...but nothing appealed to me. Then I remembered what Mum said about soda crackers. They carry these 4-packs of soda crackers for serving with soup, so I ate one. And then another. And another. And before I realized it, I'd ingested 5 or 6 packages of crackers. I finished work at midnight and thought, "Screw this, I am going to go buy myself a massive package of crackers."
So I did! I bought a ginormous package of crackers!
We're talking 16 times more than this, SRSLY
I went home and immediately ate 1/8 of them. OH MAN were they ever good!
The next day I had a similar problem, so I had Addison bring me a bowl full of crackers. I put one in my mouth. And immediately spit it out. That's right, I couldn't even stomach soda crackers anymore. Sometimes I think that there's someone out to get me.
Hilarious side note: I have discovered something that I can eat that will not, under any circumstances, make me ill. Go on, guess. Give up?
Sushi.
Kaytlyn
